Osborne’s Autumn Statement in a nutshell: old people are too expensive.

Just about sums it up

Pride's Purge

(not satire – it’s Gideon!)

Here’s George Osborne’s Autumn Statement in a nutshell so you don’t have to read all the boring, predictable details:

  1. All you old, poor and disabled people are still costing us far too much, so we’re just going to have to punish you even more now.
  2. Don’t blame me, it’s Gordon Brown’s fault for causing the global economic recession.
  3. Suck it up.

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